Sunday, June 27, 2010


Most of you know that I had a poll up on my blog for what I should name my new guinea pig. The results are now in!! There were 7 names that got votes so I'm going to announce the "Top 7"!

There was a tie for 1st place with 3 votes and the names are:
Oreo and Chewy!

There was also a tie for 2nd place with a total of 2 votes each and the names are:
Timmy and Harley (Davidson)!

There was a 3 way tie for 3rd place with 1 vote each and these names are:
Pepe (Le pu), Incubus, and Furby!

The rules were I was going to choose between the names that got votes! So I thought about it and I figured out the name I'm going to name my new guinea pig...

Harley Davidson!!! I think it's an adorable name for him and it's so masculine and he's so little. Who knows, maybe he'll grow up to be the strongest guinea pig in the world to match his strong name! If you were 1 of the 2 people to vote for the name Harley, please tell me in my comments so that I can appropriately thank you!

Thanks for voting guys!

-Miss Mayhem

Thursday, June 24, 2010


It's a boy! Yes, the new guinea pig I just got today, thinking he was a she. I was wrong. I checked again because I really wanted a boy (all the boy guinea pigs I ever met were sweeties. And I like having a baby boy!) and she is a he! Yay! I also updated the Poll on my sidebar from the girl names to the boy names that I like. Don't forget; you can also suggest a name for him in a comment!

-Miss Mayhem

My New Guinea Pig!

My mom, Kelsey, Sister 1 and sister 2 and I were all at the mall today. I was still sad about Max (R.I.P) but the mall was the perfect place to get my mind off of him. When we went into the pet store, (yes, there is one in my mall) and I fell in love with a 4 week old baby guinea pig!! She was only 5 dollars! My mom called my dad to "make sure it was o.k to bring her home" (she basically just said "she's coming home!") and the next thing I knew, she was in a little box in my hands! AAAAHHHHH!!! I'm so happy with her! Of course Max (R.I.P) was the best guinea pig who ever lived and nothing could ever even compare, but she is a wonderful, black and white mix,4 week old baby guinea pig girl. I love her!!! Thanks mommy and daddy!!

She has a little pink on her right ear!

She's so silky and smooth!

Her back feet are both white! Like she's wearing socks.

She fits in my palm!

Isn't she adorable??? I need help from my bloggy friends to name her! you can suggest a name in my comments or you can vote for one of the names we picked out on my sidebar! Or do both! The poll will end Sunday. Please participate!

Thanks for all your support about Max (R.I.P) guys, I really needed it. I was just devastated. Maybe my new guinea pig will live longer because I'v had some experience taking care of Max (R.I.P)!

I love you guys!

-Miss Mayhem

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

1 / 18 / 2008 - 6 / 23 / 2010 R.I.P Max


Max Walking

Max chewing on the bars of his cage

Max's Halloween costume

Max and Butters

Max on my bed

Max's nose

Max's teeth

Max's babies

Max in Cinnamon's cage

Me and Max

I loved you Max!!! I will always remember you!!

-Miss Mayhem

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

"What's Up" Post!

* My doggy got skunked.
* I had a sleepover with my friend from Alabama and we stayed up until we fell asleep (reluctantly) at around 2:30 in the morning.
* I started a Facebook page.
* I'm awesome (that's nothing new).
* I love America's Got Talent.
* I FINALLY ate pizza again!!
* I really really really want a tattoo (that's nothing new either).
* Jess is back!
* My karate school is having an exhibition on Thursday and I'm preforming a kata and self defense moves in front of an audience. *shivers*
* My mom's 11 year old friend is coming over Thursday. (my mom's 11 at heart!)
* I wanna go to the mall!!! (You already knew that!)

That's all! So what's new in your world?

-Miss Mayhem

Saturday, June 19, 2010

I'm Easily Amused.

If you take a look at my sidebar, you can see my virtual zoo! I was looking at Lou Lou's blog and got distracted by swinging around her monkey! I clicked on the link below and made 11 of my own animals! I didn't make myself all of them, but I'll try to do that one of these days!

Here's a sample of what the site has:

Isn't he just adorable? I'll put him on my sidebar later. The site also has dogs, cats, hamsters, ferrets, chicks, sloths, llamas, and all sorts of stuff! You can even click o their "Hardware Store" and make your own scissors, light bulbs and pencils! SO FUN!!!

I hope these animals make your day like they have mine!

-Miss Mayhem

Friday, June 18, 2010

This Post Is For My Momma!

Hi Mom!
You seemed pretty excited this morning when I told you that I had 41 followers, (huge thanks guys! you all rock!) and I'll try to earn more than Meanie* has by the end of this year! I think it's funny too... she's been blogging for 4 years and only has 43 followers, and I have 41 followers and I started blogging in January of this year! Maybe she should be a nicer person... :)

I also wanted to thank you for taking me on the FUNNEST shopping trip EVER Thursday! I had a blast! And I can't wait to wear my "I'm Awesome" shirt! You really work hard and I felt really special when you spent your hard earned cash on a shopping trip for us. Thank you! I try to work hard around the house for you, like feeding everyone, doing dishes, cleaning cages, cleaning toilets etc. I hope you know that I try to keep our house (kinda) clean for you when you come home!

Thank you for all that you do for us and taking care of us (and our 22 animals) for all these years! Now that you started working and I have to fill in, I have no idea how you did it for 18 years!!! It's hard!!

I love you and everything you do!
-Your daughter,
Miss Mayhem

(*Meanie is a very ugly, mean, stupid woman that used to be my mom's "friend" before she made a very rude remark saying "You don't have any style, and I'm being nice!" to MY MOTHER!!! This was coming from the same lady who thought socks looked good with sandals, long Indian style skirts and hobo shirts. Yes, the shirts looked like they came from a garbage can. My mom is very stylish and she cares very much about her appearance! Meanie has no room to say anything! Hence the name "Meanie".)

Thursday, June 17, 2010


My sister got this shirt today and we don't know what these symbols mean!!! IT'S DRIVING US CRAZY!!! She got me involved and now I can't rest until I figure out WHAT THESE MEAN!! So, if any of you know what they mean, or know a website that will really help us, leave me a comment and let me know! PLEASE!!

You know what it's like trying to find out a bunch of Chinese writing on a panda T-shirt, right? :P

-Miss Mayhem

Shopping At The Mall!!!

Today, my mom took my 2 sisters, Kelsy (my mom's boss's daughter. My mom loves her!) and I to the mall for a "girls day out"! We ate pizza and Sonic for lunch, went all around the mall, then went to Mcdonalds for ice cream!

Here's (almost) everything I got (Almost,meaning I'm not posting pictures of my bra or panties on my blog. I just won't.):

Body spray, lotion, and a ducky! Who doesn't love a ducky?

A Hello Kitty for my Bff when she gets back from her 15 day trip Monday. She LOVES Hello Kitty!

A Capricorn T-shirt! I'm a Capricorn, so it's perfect for me! But if you think this shirt is perfect...Wait till you see the next one I got!

LOL!!! Isn't it just awesome?! Hahahaha!! I LOVE IT!!!

Oh! And I got an eyeliner with a sharpener! Cool!

I also got a new pair of shorts and a skirt from JC Penny's! But I didn't take pictures of them because I they are with dad's present in Mom's closet! We had so much fun shopping!!

The polls I put up are ending today, but you still have time to vote!

I was actually thinking about changing my blog. I really want to! Most voters said that I should keep it the way it is, but I made a layout that I really liked in the Blogger Designer thing. But it still has the punk rock style to it! So after I get back from my karate class, (I actually should be getting ready now instead of blogging!) I'll change it! So come and see it later!

-Miss Mayhem

Wednesday, June 16, 2010


Obviously, spider season is here. In Arizona anyway! We found a "Crab Spider" on the outside of our window last night, if it was a little lighter out then I would've taken a picture to show you! We have taken pictures of some of our Crab Spiders before though, so you'll see a picture of one at the end of this spider post!

I went on an online search for the scariest, biggest, most terrifying spiders on the internet! Enjoy!
Lovely, no?



I think this one is fake.... but the next one is real!

That is a freaking BIRD!!!

You think these are scary? We find the spiders in the pictures below in our HOUSE!!!

Behold! The Crab Spider!

In the next picture, you will see an actual spider that was found right outside our living room window!

(My brother is holding a quarter right next to it! Don't worry, the spider was outside our window! And yes, it "died".)

This is what my 12 year old sister said to me about the spider outside our window last night:

Sister: "Can you go outside and kill it?"
Me: "No! It's outside, why don't you go kill it?"
Sister: "I don't wanna kill it, I just don't want it to be alive..."
Me: *confused* "What? Whatever... It's outside. Don't worry about it."

Then I went into our room and saw it outside the window.

Me: "It's kinda big..."
Sister: "Yeah! That's why I want it to die!!!"
Me: "Ummm.... I don't think It can get into our house... let's leave it alone..."
Sister: "But it's BIG!!"
Me: "So? If we don't bother it it won't bother us. (I was thinking about what one of my bloggy friends says. You know who you are!)"
Sister: "I won't be able to sleep with a HUGE spider outside our window though.."
Me: "Fine. I'll make it go away."

Then I try to attempt at banging on the window, the spider just laughed at me. I swear. I hit the window with a Barbie doll, a squid (don't ask), and a foam airplane. Affective, huh?

Spider: "No! You idiot, you think that just knocking on the glass is gonna make me leave. Nah! I'm gonna give you nightmares! Or you can come out here and face me! HAHA!!!"

Then I hit the glass with my fist in frustration and made the spider crawl (very fast) up the window and on the roof. Out of sight. I thought that's what I wanted, but now that I couldn't see what it was doing... I was creeped out. Oh, well! At least it was "gone"! And still alive! *sarcasm*

Then my sister found another spider inside the house. Lovely!

Any spider experiences in your house yet?

-Miss Mayhem

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

I've Been Thinking...

Before I tell you what I've been thinking about, I'm gonna show you a picture of the kitty bed I made for Angel:

I made her a collar too! It's a little big though...

Cute kitty!


I was thinking about my blog... I am kinda wondering if it's too loud. Or too obnoxious. I know I put a lot of work into it and maybe that's why I thought it was so "perfect", because I worked all day on it! I mean, when you first go to my blog, the first thing that you see is a huge sign filled with obnoxious colors saying "MISS MAYHEM!!!!"! Pretty loud, don't you think? I'm gonna try to make a new template in Blogger's new Template Maker and see if there's anything I like more than what I have.

While I do that, please tell me what you think in the new polls I put up on my sidebar! Thanks!

-Miss Mayhem

Friday, June 11, 2010

Kitty Update!!!

Isn't she adorable? She's a lot more comfortable than she was yesterday, and Jack (my doggy) is calmer too! I took this video when I was petting her by her favorite spot by the fish tank, you can see Zelda, our turtle, in the tank trying to "get" our kitty! We re-named her Angel. Because she's so sweet!

I went outside to get our mail 2 minutes ago, and there was a huge skunk 3 yards away from me! Then it saw me and went into a culvert. It was huge!

Yeah, the skunk had nothing to do with this post but I was working on it and then I had to stop and get the mail so I thought I should include the skunk. :)

-Miss Mayhem

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Luna! Our New Kitten.

She's hiding in her cardboard box!

Here she is sitting next to me^

Little Sister with her new kitty cat!^


Isn't she adorable? We got her this morning and we just adore her! Little Sister named her Luna, with means moon in Spanish! I suggested the name. *gloating* She's very vocal, and soft too! Happy birthday Little Sister!

-Miss Mayhem

Wednesday, June 9, 2010


I hate these. These are the only reason I could dislike Summer. I HATE THEM!!! The worst part is they only come out and CHIRP, at NIGHT!!! They start chirping at around 10:00! And they hide in the walls and on the roof and in places where you can't shoot them, you can only HEAR them! AAAHHHHH!!!!! I am an extremely hard sleeper, my house could blow up and I wouldn't notice, but the chirping of these crickets is such a piercing, high pitch, I lost about an hour and a half because of them last night!

I wonder if one of these would get rid of them...

-Miss Mayhem

The Life Is Good Award!

This is kinda funny; I made the Awesome award, and I awarded 6 people. When I went to Christiejolu's blog, I saw that she gave me and award! Then I went back to my blog to click on the other blogger's link and let them know, and I saw this comment on my post:

Christiejolu said...
Hey thanks! And I was coming here to tell you I tagged you! Love it thanks!

June 8, 2010 11:32 AM

LOL! I got a kick out of that... Anyway, I'm posting about the Life Is good award she gave me. Here are the questions that she asked that I have to answer:

1-Did you have an imaginary friend when you were a kid. or do you now?

Yes! I fact, I tried all day once to convince my Older Little Sister that mine was better than her's. Mine's name was Molly!

2-What is your favorite accent?

Australian! Mmmm... I want a hot, Australian, fireman-masseuse!

3-Favorite superhero

Spiderman! Mostly because I like Toby Maguire.

4-Who is your favorite sex symbol?

Does Jensen Ackles count?

5-What kind of computer do you own?

"Dell, huge, dinosaur, slower than a snail computer." I have no idea...

6-Would you rather go to a kick ass rock concert, or go to a dance club?


7-If you could see any band from the past come back and play one more concert which
band would it be? (Yes it can include dead rockers)

Alice In Chains!

8-Finish this sentence "I am special because...."

...not many people are as awesome as I am."

9-What is the first thing that comes to the mind when you hear the phrase "Kick ass"?

That new movie. I'm the second thing that comes to mind. ;)

10- What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the phrase "That is hot"

Jensen Ackles. And some extremely hot sweaty guy I saw walking down a side walk once! My mom was driving me and my sisters downtown and when we saw him we all stared until he was out of site! LOL!

Now here are my questions:

1. What's in your pockets right now? (I love this question!)
2. Where do you want to go this year?
3. What are you hungry for right now?
4. Do you like the sun or the moon better?
5. If you could re-name yourself anything you wanted, what would it be?
6. Would you ever wear blue lipstick? (I am running low on questions...)
7. Where do you write most of the things you need to remember?
8. What's your favorite pokemon?
9. Are you a "goofball" or a "weirdo"?
10. Do you have any good cat names?

I pass this award to:
...It's Simple Love...
Lou Lou
The Trendy Fashionista

Have fun ya'll! (What? I live in Arizona. I've been saying "Howdy" too!)

Oh! I forgot to mention, Max's teeth were too long and we cut them, right? Well now he has some golf ball sized funky round thing on his cheek! ARG! Always something with him... I just hope it goes away soon. And no, It's not a tumor!

-Miss Mayhem


Okay, I'm too dramatic! This post can be viewed my anyone except my little sister! Her 8th birthday is on July 17th (my Mom's birthday is on the same day!) , but we are planning it early. My Mom called me earlier and this was our conversation:

Mom: "Hi hon!"
Me: "Hey! What's up?"
Mom: "Nothing much... how about you?"
Me: "Same here. We are about to go in the pool, dad said we could!"

Okay, the conversation is pretty boring here... I'll skip to the good part;

Mom: (bla bla bla) "Cool hon, hey... I'm bringing home a kitten for Little Sister tomorrow."
Me: *squeals of excitement* "Oh my god! Seriously!?!?"
Mom: *giggles at my reaction* "Yeah! It's name is Precious, but I told the guy 'We already have a guinea pig named Precious!' so we'll let Little Sister name it!"
Me: *more excited squeals* "What color is it?"
Mom: "It's gray with blue eyes."
Me: "When are you bringing it home again?"
Mom: "Tomorrow, don't tell Little Sister!"

Then we said our goodbyes and hung up. I CAN'T WAIT!!! I have successfully kept it a secret all day! But then dad came home and NEARLY let the cat out of the bag... or should I say kitten? LOL!! I wonder what I would possibly get her that could top getting a KITTEN for her birthday!

Any good cat names for a gray kitten with blue eyes? I think it's a boy...

UPDATE!! The kitten is a girl! And Little Sister now knows about it and is stressing about a name, so please give us some ideas!

-Miss Mayhem

Tuesday, June 8, 2010


Some people had trouble getting the video to load, so here's a link to go directly to the page:

-Miss Mayhem

A New Award!!!

I made an award! You probably remember the Awesome I wrote on my knuckles a while ago, if not here's a link to that post! My mom said how I should make it into an award last night, thus, the Awesome Award!

The rules of the Awesome Award I made are:

List 6 reasons you are awesome,

Award 6 awesome people this Awesome Award.

Easy enough, right?

I'm awarding:
Bleah Briann
Have fun with this award guys!
On a completely different note, my Bffaeaeaeautwbufnrf left on her 15 day long trip to Chicago yesterday! She called today but she had to go... I MISS HER!!! I really wanted to have sleep overs and hang out at the pool all Summer with her, but this trip takes out 15 days from our Summer time! Ugh... Jess, COME BACK!!!

-Miss Mayhem

Monday, June 7, 2010

I Wanna Drive Now!!!

I've been reading my Rules Of The Road book lately, I really wish I had a car so that I could drive!

I can test for my permit on August 18th 2010. I can't wait!

My brother is gonna go to a golf tournament tomorrow, good luck Big Bro!

-Miss Mayhem

Saturday, June 5, 2010


I want the beginning to this song for my ringtone ^

These are all on my iPod and I have been listening to them for three days straight!

-Miss Mayhem

My Blog Is %100 Perfect For Me!

OH MY GOD!!!!! I am so happy with my blog now it's possible I could just DIE!!!

I searched the Internet literally ALL DAY yesterday for the perfect background. I couldn't find ANYTHING! Then I tried making my own, then I searched again, then I made a background I liked, then I tried to put it on my blog (didn't work out well...), then I watched a 10 minute YouTube video that was exactly zero help for 20 minutes, then I almost destroyed my blog... then an angel came down from heaven and brought me to a template site that had plenty of punk-style blog templates for me to choose from! (Google was my angel.) This heavenly website even had insanely easy to follow instructions on how to put the template on your blog! AWESOME!!!

Here's the link to the website with FREE, AWESOME blog templates to chose from:


So now you know where to go if you're thinking about getting a new template!

-Miss Mayhem

Friday, June 4, 2010

Thursday, June 3, 2010

*A Poem I Love*

As you may have noticed, I didn't post on Memorial Day. Apologies! I was reading up on some of my favorite blogs to read (finally), and I read the most beautiful poem ever on Oddyoddyo13's blog!

Please read it and tell both me and her what you thought of it:


I hope you had a wonderful Memorial Day!

-Miss Mayhem

(I will continue to read up on blogs, until I get either too busy or feel content and caught up with blogs)

Awards And Fart Blankets! (yes, I said fart blankets)

Okay, I know I haven't blogged in a while. But I've been busy! Recently I: Have been keeping an eye on Max, I got sick for a couple of days but that didn't really bring me down, My sister and I went to my Bff Jess's house for a day and played in the community pool, I made a purse with a matching coin purse for Jess because she's going on a 15 day trip to New York! I think I forgot to write a few things too! Because Jess isn't gonna be here for a while, we can't go in the community pool, so my brother is going to see if he can get us in the pool at the golf course he works at! That would be so much fun!!

I watched t.v this morning and was VERY surprised to see a fart blanket commercial!!!
It's hilarious and REAL so you have to watch it!

Like it? :D

I have also been given a couple of awards since my last post! I looked through my comments but I was only able to find one comment that said I was given an award... so if you gave me an award and I don't mention it, please let me know!

I was given this award by the loving and lovely, Christiejolu!

10 Things you desire

Yellow convertible Corvette
A Snake
My own room
A tattoo
Meeting Kat Von D
Meeting Amy Lee
Drawing like Amy Brown
Jensen Ackles (mmmmmmmm)
A VERY BIG tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream (I'm hungry and it's hot out)

9. Musicians/bands you love:

The Ting Tings
Puddle of Mud
Sara bareilles

8. Things you do everyday:

Feed Jack (Jack Sparrow, my dog)
Say "Good morning" to whoever I see
Clean animal cages (I clean Happy Bunny's, Max's and Butters' cages)
Eat 5 meals (occasionally 7)
Get dressed
Draw on something
Brush my hair (I hate messy hair!)

7. Things you enjoy:

Watching t.v
Going places
Getting paid
Petting furry animals
Reading Emails

6. Things that will always win your heart:

Jensen Ackles' face/body/voice/hair/awesomeness
A guy playing guitar for me
A guy singing for me
A guy enduring my indecisiveness
A guy saving me from a killer spider
A guy asking me to marry him (if it's Jensen Ackles)

5. Favourites:

1 Movie: The Blind Side
2 Song: Teenagers, by My Chemical Romance
3 Book: Sara: Book 1
4 Band: Uuuuuhhhhh... I can't decide....
5 Colour: HOT PINK!!!

4. Smells you enjoy:

New car smell
Fresh air

3. Places you want to go:

Las Vegas (my birthplace)

2. Animals you love:

Jack Sparrow

1. Person you’d marry on the spot:
Jensen Ackles

This is a fun award! I give this award to:
Random Rawr

Have fun with this award guys! Thanks again for the award Christiejolu!

-Miss Mayhem