WARNING!!! DO NOT READ THIS POST IF YOUR ARE EASILY SCARED!!! IT'S A SPIDER POST!!!

Obviously, spider season is here. In Arizona anyway! We found a "Crab Spider" on the outside of our window last night, if it was a little lighter out then I would've taken a picture to show you! We have taken pictures of some of our Crab Spiders before though, so you'll see a picture of one at the end of this spider post!

I went on an online search for the scariest, biggest, most terrifying spiders on the internet! Enjoy!
Lovely, no?

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Ew!

I think this one is fake.... but the next one is real!


That is a freaking BIRD!!!



You think these are scary? We find the spiders in the pictures below in our HOUSE!!!

Behold! The Crab Spider!



In the next picture, you will see an actual spider that was found right outside our living room window!


(My brother is holding a quarter right next to it! Don't worry, the spider was outside our window! And yes, it "died".)

This is what my 12 year old sister said to me about the spider outside our window last night:

Sister: "Can you go outside and kill it?"

Me: "No! It's outside, why don't you go kill it?"

Sister: "I don't wanna kill it, I just don't want it to be alive..."

Me: *confused* "What? Whatever... It's outside. Don't worry about it."

Then I went into our room and saw it outside the window.

Me: "It's kinda big..."

Sister: "Yeah! That's why I want it to die!!!"

Me: "Ummm.... I don't think It can get into our house... let's leave it alone..."

Sister: "But it's BIG!!"

Me: "So? If we don't bother it it won't bother us. (I was thinking about what one of my bloggy friends says. You know who you are!)"

Sister: "I won't be able to sleep with a HUGE spider outside our window though.."

Me: "Fine. I'll make it go away."

Then I try to attempt at banging on the window, the spider just laughed at me. I swear. I hit the window with a Barbie doll, a squid (don't ask), and a foam airplane. Affective, huh?

Me: "AAAARRGGGG!!!! GO AWAY!!!"

Spider: "No! You idiot, you think that just knocking on the glass is gonna make me leave. Nah! I'm gonna give you nightmares! Or you can come out here and face me! HAHA!!!"

Then I hit the glass with my fist in frustration and made the spider crawl (very fast) up the window and on the roof. Out of sight. I thought that's what I wanted, but now that I couldn't see what it was doing... I was creeped out. Oh, well! At least it was "gone"! And still alive! *sarcasm*

Then my sister found another spider inside the house. Lovely!

Any spider experiences in your house yet?

-Miss Mayhem